Hey there Xandra here, and I have my first question.
Its kinda random, and the way I came up with it was pretty random as well, Sally and I were talking about questions and suddenly I started typing and out it popped......
So here it is:
Question #1
You just inherited the Witch's Candy House from Hanzel and Gretel, what do you do now?
Sally's answer: Move In.
Xandra's answer: Personally I would have to turn it over to the FTBI (Fairy Tale Beauro of Investigation) because if she has tried to capture and eat 2 little kids she has probably done it before. It probably wasn't her first time making Johnny Stew, if you know what I mean. Once the FTBI made their sweep and found the families of the other 'missing' kids, I would probably auction the house off piece by delicious piece and share some of the profits with the families. Then with the rest go buy a house, although where? Not by Jack--I mean yes gardens are beautiful but who wants to look out their window and see a huge chopped down beanstalk with a dead giant decomposing next to it? So that's out of the question...hmmm Repunzel? No! Have you seen how much that girl sheds? Seriously she loses one hair and your front yard is covered in a tangled mess. Cinderella, is up waay too early singing, no one should be THAT chipper THAT early. Snow White...hmm living with 7 strange men....no comment. Sleeping Beauty...she sleeps a lot, so its quite, she has a huge thorn bush all around her castle, so its well guarded, there are friendly animals nearby....yes I think Ive found it! The perfect spot! Far Far Away here I come! Sleeping Beauty I'm moving in!
Yeah I have a vivid runaway imagination..........I bet it made you laugh, or at least smile!
So what would you do?
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LOL...soo not fair that she posts my response like that when she nailed me with that question at like midnight after a day with no darn sleep, LOL. But...alas...her answer is sooo much better than mine! I'll do better next time!
Well, I sure hope you don't expect anyone to be more creative than you!!! LMAO!!
I don't think I could move in. 1. I am sure it's a stale house, I mean, how old is that candy house, anyway! 2. Even if it wasn't stale, it would be tempting to eat the candies and frostings. 3. It rains a LOT here . . . and a candy house would melt pretty quickly, so that wouldn't work so well either.
Maybe I could put in some cameras and run some sort of contest out of it . . . who can resist licking the walls the longest? . . . who can eat a wall the fastest . . . . speaking of either of those things . . . are the toilets made of candy too??? I definitely do NOT want to be on the tail end of that stick . . . mwahahah!!
What if we move it to Care Bear land? Those bears need something a bit more stable to live in that just clouds, right?
Soooo, I think first run a reality show out of it . . . then maybe let the UFC guys come live in it for a while, then sell the little peices of what is left for a fortune, then build my own house!!
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